Uh…… you mean like this?
gf: come over
me: i cant im on the magic school bus
gf: my parents are out
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.
hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist
this is better than anything i could have hoped for
"white people dont have culture"